Ho, ho, ho! It’s that time of the year again when the air is filled with joy and laughter. This is a special time when you cozy up around the fireplace with your family and friends. We bake cookies for Santa and decorate the tree with sparkling lights that tell us that Christmas time is here. But if you plan to take a road trip to the grandparents’ house to exchange gifts on Christmas day, then you’ll agree that this season is to be celebrated around the family. To make your family gathering amusing, we have some funny Christmas jokes for kids that will keep everyone in a jolly mood.
It’s time to spread the holiday joy this year with these playful christmas jokes for kids that will keep your little ones entertained. From amusing puns to playful one liners relating to Santa Claus and reindeer, your little ones and your family will forget to keep a straight face. You could even plan on playing some of your favorite Christmas games to keep the family entertained!
Whether you’re gathered around the Christmas tree, waiting for Santa Claus or simply enjoying some quality family time, we have these 40 funny Christmas jokes that are sure to bring smiles and giggles to kids of all ages in 2023.
Punny Christmas Jokes For Kids:
- What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad.
- How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other? Fleece Navidad.
- What is every parent’s favorite Christmas song? Silent Night!
- Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.
- How did Joseph and Mary weigh baby Jesus at birth? They had a weigh in the manger.
- Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him!
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
- Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? “I’ll never part with it!”
- What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol? Soy to the World.
- Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills.
- What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
- What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
- What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there’s myrrh.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
- What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.
- How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
- What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Santa Claus Jokes For Kids:
- Where do Santa’s elves go swimming? The North pool.
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive? A Holly Davidson!
- Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can “ho ho ho”!
- What did the soccer announcer who made the naughty list get from Santa Claus? COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!
- Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill? Jack Frost.
- How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance? “Present!”
- What’s red and white and falls down chimneys? Santa Klutz!
- How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
- What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles!
- What is Santa’s primary language? North Polish.
- How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.
- How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
- What was Santa’s favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
- What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less.
- What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backward!
- What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker.
- Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
- What’s Santa’s favorite fruit? (Sugar)plums.
- What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers.
- How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
Christmas Tree Jokes For Kids:
- How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
- What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you!
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape? A treeangle!
- What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints!
- Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them.
- What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? Christmas chopping!
- Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles.
- What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? A pineapple!
- What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
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There you have it, folks, 40+ funny Christmas jokes for kids to enjoy in 2023! These jokes are perfect for adding some merriment to your holiday gatherings or simply sharing a laugh with your little ones. Remember, the magic of Christmas is not just in the presents but also in the joy and laughter we share with our loved ones.
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Have a jolly, giggly, and laughter-filled Christmas!
