Christmas is an opportunity for us to entertain, laugh, and have fun with the people we love in our family, especially with our children. They are innocent, playful, and their laughter also multiplies the joy that is within each of us. Well then, why not use Christmas jokes for kids to cheer up your family atmosphere now!
What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.
What should you give your parents at Christmas? A list of what you want.
😲 Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants? Elephanta Claus.
😲 Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr!
😲 How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
😲 What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y!”
😲 What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!
😲 What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months.
😲 In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas? EVERY year!
😲 What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story? The Finch Who Stole Christmas.
🙄 What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? A Holly Davidson!
🙄 What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell.
🙄 What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball.
🙄 What did one snowman say another snowman? You’re cool.
🙄 How do chickens dance at a Christmas party? Chick to chick.
🙄 What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? Snow!
🙄How do sheep wish each other happy holidays? Merry Christmas to ewe.
🙄 What do you get when Santa becomes a detective? Santa CLUES!
🙄 What is an elf’s favorite sport? North-pole vaulting.
How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to get warmer!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He refers to his calen-deer.
Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up? It had no legs.
Why does Santa work at the North Pole? Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.
What kind of photos do elves take? Elfies!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!
What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who!
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.
What do ﬁsh sing during the holidays? Christmas corals.
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Ornamints.
What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?A rebel without a Claus.
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem.
A book never written: How to Decorate a Tree, by Orna Ment.
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!
What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? Crisp Pringles.
Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
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